Hide Bourbon Packages Doormat
Regular price $50.00
Unit price per
We've all been there! You find that special bottle or bourbon accessory you've been looking for on every end of Earth, but it's only available online. Moreover, your significant other didn't quite mean this sort of hobby, when they suggested you should really find a new passion to fulfill your spare time. Now, they're not quite sure if you have an underlying hoarder characteristics, or you need to seek professional help? We've got one simple solution that taps into an old saying, "out of sight, out of mind!" This Hide Bourbon Packages Doormat is always working, even when you should be but sneak out on your lunch break to check your local liquor store on delivery day.
However, if your family is supportive of your latest hobby, then this is the perfect "just kidding, not really kidding" piece to give the delivery guy a chuckle. Our doormats are made highly durable, easy to maintain material, and professionally stenciled with fade-resistant dyes. The mat fibers easily remove dirt from footwear while retaining colorfast brilliance season after season. Give your bourbon home a warm welcome and keep your entryway clean! Perfect for your side door even, where you always slip in undetected with your latest overpriced secondary score. Dusties not included!
Save My Marriage Hide Bourbon Packages Doormat Details:
• 4 Sizes - 36"x24", 30"x18", 18"x12", & 24"x16"